Hey Bitch! [or Man-Bitch, if you know the gender]
I was bored at work and sick of looking at porn, so I decided to go on Monster. And looky what I found! This job sounds fucking tiiiiight. I read through the description and the requirements and I was like Woah, this is basically exactly me, except for one or two things which I could learn or get someone else to do.
Then I looked at your website, and even though it looks pretty 90s (MS Paint anyone? lol), I think you guys got a pretty good thing going over there. Some of the employee pictures are super hot (some are ratchet, too, tbh) and while that's not the number one thing you look for in a job, it's probably 2.
Send me a snap chat of your tits [or man-tits if you know the gender] and we can get this fucking party going.
Lates,
(Your nickname)
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